I Hate Everyone Journal

The I Hate Everyone Journal is for days when your patience runs out — and your pen needs a place to vent. With its bold bright orchid hardcover and luxe gold foil phrase, this lined journal is unapologetically cheeky yet totally functional. Perfect for jotting rants, notes, lists, or the occasional brilliant idea, it’s a stationery staple with bite.

Featuring 256 lined pages and a white satin ribbon marker, this durable hardcover journal is designed for daily use. At under $25, it’s an affordable luxury that doubles as a laugh-out-loud gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who leans into sarcasm.

Why we love it:

• Edgy design: Bright orchid hardcover with luxe gold foil stamping.

• Ample writing space: 256 lined pages for journaling, venting, or notes.

• Premium details: Hardcover build with satin ribbon marker.

• Cheeky humor: A phrase that makes people laugh out loud.

• Affordable luxury: makes it a perfect grab-and-go gift.

Best for gifting occasions:

• Office humor + coworker gifts

• Birthdays + everyday sarcasm

• Friends + siblings who “get it”

• Holiday gifting + stocking stuffers

Product details:

• Cover Color: Bright Orchid

• 256 lined pages

• FSC Certified Paper

• Gold foil stamped hardcover design

• White satin ribbon marker

• Size: 5.25” x 8.25”