"We Just had Sex in Here"
Add a unique, laugh-out-loud item to your shelves with our 100% Soy Wax Funny Candles, each hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania—right in the heart of Amish country.
This 8oz, USA-made candle boast a rustic, artisanal look and a generous 40+ hour burn time, ensuring lasting enjoyment. Each candle is labeled with cheeky, hilarious text making it the perfect gifts for friends, family, and anyone with a sense of humor.
Made with 100% soy wax, these candles burn cleanly and naturally, appealing to eco-conscious buyers looking for high-quality, USA-made products.
Scent: Smells like a summer rain kissed orange blossoms and orchids, with a breeze through fresh-cut grass. Clean, fresh, and sweet—like nature’s perfume!
- 100% soy wax, eco-friendly 8oz candles
- Hand-poured in Lancaster, PA, USA
- Rustic look with a humorous twist to grab attention
- Long-lasting 40+ hour burn time
- Unique, funny text
